fuckin uhh

people on this site are always trying to do american nationalism But Cute

the us national park system exists because of genocide and the relationship between conservationism and settler colonialism. america has diasporic and immigrant populations because it has imperial wealth gained by pillaging and exploiting the global south and because it continually displaces populations through its economic and military imperialism. the space race sucked and america didn't even win it. ET CETERA

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[Artfight 2023] [14]

Corrupted One

for @verdant-succubus

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this is nonsensical but simple.

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

give it up for another 70 years of goo

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The puppet of the Creature used in Frankenstein, at the Hamburg State Opera. Photographed by Christian Charisius.

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john waters is so me

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

Stay safe, y’all.

A couple of inches of moving water is more than enough to move a car. Don't fuck with it.

which do you normally read?

fiction

fan fiction

non fiction

follow up poll bc i like polls

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[id: tags from 5 different reblogs.

tags from 1st reblog: "#you did it! you broke the gender essentialism to terf pipeline down to its bare essentials!"

tags from 2nd reblog: "#actually horrifying seeing all of it in one video like this good lord we are not surviving".

tags from 3rd reblog: "#THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO ARTICULATE #WE'RE REINVENTING GENDER ROLES AGAIN BUT WORSE #i don't know if it was intended like this but this KILLS as spoken word poetry".

tags from 4th reblog: "#yep :) #video is satirizing the boy/girl dinner thing to show how quickly it devolves into reactionary white christian cisheterosexist values #tw misogyny #tw transmisogyny #tw incest #tw rape".

tag from 5th reblog: "#this would rock the fucking floor at a beat poetry night". /end id]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

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The demon with an imagination💭

cis people who worry too much about trans people hitting on them are so funny i just cant understand them. are you scared of winning the lottery too?

"what if you found out this guy who asked you out has a pussy? or what if this woman has a dick?" i would do backflips and shout WAHOO YIPPEE HIP HIP HOORAY

would you like to play with me?

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Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

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